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Rating: Rated PG-13
Country: USA
Release Date: August 2, 2002
Movie Review: Signs
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Published: July 19, 2002

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Buena Vista Pictures

M. Night Shyamalan

Mel Gibson as Father Graham Hess
Joaquin Phoenix as Merrill Hess
Rory Culkin as Morgan Hess
Abigail Breslin as Bo Hess

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The long-awaited M. Night Shyamalan film, “Signs,” hopes to capture audiences with a recipe that bodes as well for reviews as it does for box-office potential: A creepily interesting subject (crop circles), a director whose name is well-respected (Shyamalan), and a bona-fide movie star (Gibson). "Signs" is sadly not the sum of its parts. The film’s trailers and website are cool, and audiences are surely hoping that “Signs will be reminiscent of Shyamalan’s intriguing and fascinating prior films. Unfortunately, it is not.

To be quite frank, I'm not personally a big Shyamalan fan. “The Sixth Sense” was a cool film, though, and well received enough that Shyamalan seemed to become Hollywood’s newest prodigy almost overnight. “Unbreakable,” I thought, was only moderately good, but the success of “Sixth Sense” helped to make it profitable. Shyamalan now, however, seems to have hit his rock-bottom (at least I hope)... because “Signs” is, to put it simply, bad.

The movie is set 45 miles outside of Philadelphia, on the farm of Graham Hess (Mel Gibson), a former Reverend who lost his faith following the car accident death of his wife. He has two children, Morgan (Rory Culkin) and Bo (Abigail Breslin). Hess’s brother Merrill (Joaquin Phoenix) lives on the farm with the family. In the film’s opening scene, we see the first “sign,” a giant crop circle that has mysteriously appeared in Hess’s cornfield. It is far from the only one; soon the whole globe is shown to be of cornfields branded with these mysterious “signs.” Signs of what? There is an explanation in the movie, but it's so dull and contrived that the idea of using crop circles as the main theme of the film seems just ridiculous. Yes, aliens made them, and yes, we will see these aliens, but there’s no thanks in either. Essentially, the whole alien storyline is just garnish for the film's real message, which has to do wholly with spirituality, faith and fate.

During the movie, viewers will be reminded via formulaic special effects and photography of several other sci-fi films and thrillers: “ID4,” “War of the Worlds,” and “Children of the Corn,” to mention a few. Here, though, we are treated to Shyamalan’s trademark of slow story development – and frankly, this is the only thing which doesn’t disappoint. This slow development, while entertaining and suspenseful as it happens, has no payoff. The viewers has a constant feeling that something is about to happen -- something, a twist, a revelation, anything –- it is not the case. As the credits began to roll, I could not believe what I had just seen; the movie was bad.

I must say that despite the above flaws, the film has a few good moments. The actors do well enough in their roles (except Shyamalan himself -- who of course has a minor role here), but this may well be out of necessity; we only really meet six characters in this film. There is a little humor, but it comes largely in the film’s first hour: the young ones wears hats made of aluminum foil to prevent aliens from reading their minds, and Merill uses bags of dog food to block the path of the aliens -- what an idea!

This is Shyamalan’s second outing since the acclaimed “Sixth Sense.” Many fans were disappointed by 2002's “Unbreakable,” and once “Signs” is released, I strongly doubt anybody will consider Shyamalan a prodigy any longer. He should, at the very least, leave the sci-fi genre alone. It’ll take me some time, and a couple of good movies, to forget how disappointed I was with “Signs.”

Overall rating: C
 
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