Over at Apex, the gals are doing well. Having rid the team of Elizabeth and her meddling ways, Maria, Sandy, and Ivana are getting a lot of work accomplished. Aside from the camera panning an unflattering shot of Sandy's bad root job, it's a class act. Is Trump's tacky vernacular rubbing of on me?? The girls play dress up with the clothes and are in good form going into the fashion show.

The men appear to be in reverse form. Transforming into dorkier versions of their already dorky selves; Raj, Andy, and the rest of the guys, flirt with the models shamelessly and act like teenager boys who have just discovered their first hard-on. Guys, get over it. The chics over at Apex are just as beautiful, if not more so. You'd think these men lived in monastery by the way they act when they are in the presence of an attractive woman, when in reality they are sharing a penthouse with some of America's most photogenic women. Trump hand picked them so you can be sure there are no eye sores, or women over 100 lbs for that matter. Before you refute my comment, the camera adds 10 lbs. Think about it.

Raj is screwing up royally sucking all the energy out of poor Elsa. Kelly finally intervenes and tells him to step aside and let Elsa do her thang. This came after Elsa's "This guy is asking the stupidest questions." comment. I may not speak German, but I do well with universal signs of moronese. I've sat thru 3 presidential debates in the past few weeks. John looks on as Kelly reprimands Raj, secretly thinking, "Man I wish I'd thought of that." Yes John, but then you'd have to grow some balls and I don't see that happening anytime soon. Do you?

FINALLY!

After the fashion show, the teams reassemble. The guys are clad in sunglasses (inside), all cool and fashion-like. Personally, unless you're Prince or Elvis, you don’t need to be wearing sunglasses indoors. You're just not worthy. And these guys are far from that exalted status which is why I couldn't be too heartbroken when the gals grossed triple the amount in sales. Besides, as much as Apex gets on my last nerve sometimes (or most of the time), they needed a win. There just wasn't any competition going on. As a prize, the gals get to attend a Hugo Boss Celebrity party with Cirque de Soleil freaks contorting their body in unnatural ways. The only "celeb" I see in the mix is Lil' Kim and I'm sure she was paid a pretty penny by Trump just to attend for like 5 minutes. Can I have her life? Or maybe just her breasts? Oh wait, they're silicone, never mind. I'd be too tempted to poke at them with sharp needles while intoxicated. Speaking of breasts, did you get a load of Stacy's push up bra? The lot was overflowing and it wasn't a pretty sight.

In the boardroom, John decides to take Kevin and Andy down with him. As Kevin was in charge of the pricing, this makes sense. However, Wes was also in charge of pricing and he was spared the execution round. Inevitably this is what gets John fired. He had no place bringing Andy in for personal reasons. And honestly, maybe I'm witnessing a different Andy from the one John described, but I think Andy has demonstrated some strength as a leader. He's stepped up to plate on more than one occasion. More shocking was Carolyn defending John and disappointed in Trump's decision. More disturbing however and further testament of Trump's poor people assessment, he says" John is outstanding. I hate firing people so good." Since when did whiny, ineffectual mama's boys make good leaders? I'm with George on this one. Andy's a keeper.

DISCLAIMER: POTENTIAL SPOILER

No confirmation, but I foresee Kelly and Jennifer M in the final two. Also Pamela will be back to raise more havoc before season's end. Or maybe just to get her just desserts. And no, Maria won't be cooking.