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DVD Review: Masters of Horror: Haeckel's Tale
by R.J. Carter
Published: November 14, 2006

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Rating: Unrated
Country: USA
Release Date: November 14, 2006
Distributor: Anchor Bay
Director:
· John McNaughton
Cast:
· Derek Cecil
· Leela Savasta
· Tom McBeath
· Jon Polito
· Micki Maunsell
Related Sites:
· IMDb: Masters of Horror

Grade: B


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The Masters of Horror series continues to grow on DVD with this release of John McNaughton's take on a Clive Barker short story, "Haeckel's Tale". The story is caged in an outer-story of a man (Steve Bacic, "John Tucker Must Die") who seeks the aid of a necromancer, Miz Carnation (Micki Maunsell, "The Tooth Fairy") in the resurrection of his deceased wife. Ah, but is he really sure he wants her back that badly? As a caution, Miz Carnation launches into the story of Ernst Haeckel.

Haeckel (Derek Cecil) is a young, brash medical student with no use for God. He believes that he can use science to restore the spark of life to those who are deceased, citing the work in Germany of contemporary Viktor Frankenstein. Through his source for cadavers, a rather dodgy fellow, Haeckel learns of a necromancer passing through town, Professor Montesquino (Jon Polito, "Flags of Our Fathers"), who brings the dead to life for a dear cost. Haeckel attends the medicine show and sees a demonstration on a dog, which he puts down to sheer trickery.

Not long after, Haeckel receives notice that his ailing father is getting worse, and sets out to see him. Along the way, the director gives us our first taste of gruesome grossness (an earlier flammable corpse not being all that startling) when Haeckel stops for lunch unwittingly beneath a tree where some pederasts were hanged; whatever it is that's brownish and leaks out of decaying bodies manages to drip onto him and his bread, inducing a nice bit of reverse peristalsis in the viewer.

When the rain begins to fall, Haeckel seeks shelter near a necropolis (a fanciful word for a cemetary), where he encounters the old man, Wolfram (Tom McBeath, The 4400), who invites him out of the cold to his cabin. Inside, Haeckel is introduced to Wofram's much younger wife, Elise (Leela Savasta, Smallville). As the night goes on, Haeckel's sleep is interrupted by the arrival and departure of a stranger -- Professor Montesquino -- and by the crying of Elise's infant as she nurses it. But what Haeckel notices most is how often Elise looks out the window into the night with such longing. Ultimately, she leaves the house and runs out into the darkness.


Three Men and a Babe. Wolfram, Haeckel and the
mysterious Montesquino look on in horror as Elise
wildly copulates with the vitality-challenged.
(L-R: Tom McBeath, Derek Cecil, Jon Polito)
Haeckel is driven to follow her, even though Wolfram does his best to hinder the effort. Haeckel can hear Elise screaming and moaning out in the necropolis, and feels duty-bound to come to her rescue; he can't understand why the old man will not. In the necropolis, he encounters Montesquino once again; apparently the old professor has been paid to do his thing, for just behind a crest of gravestones, there's Elise in all her naked, orgasmic glory, riding the corpse of her husband for all she's worth (a scene that required Savasta to walk about the set au natural for two days, according to McNaughton's commentary; yeah, I'd have found more production problems than that while shooting if it were me.) Other zombies join in on the orgy, and Haeckel battles Montesquino to get him to make it all stop.

The story isn't quite over just because Miz Carnation quits telling it. In classic Tales from the Crypt Style, the viewer is treated to a finale that's as funny as it is gruesomely shocking.

The plot isn't without its holes, of course. Montesquino clearly delineates what it costs him personally to bring a man back from the dead; yet he doesn't exhibit any of those costs where we see at least a dozen zombies walking about. Nor is it explained how the zombies are reanimated in the following scenes without Montesquino's help. It's just enough of a disconnect to make this reviewer ponder it, which is disconnect enough to earn it a bit of a dinging.

In addition to the optional audio commentary track with McNaughton, the special features on this set include trailers for several of the Masters of Horror episodes, a still gallery of scenes from the film (none of Leela, sad to say), storyboard drawings, and a text bio of McNaughton.

There are also a number of good featurettes. In "Breaking Taboos", McNaughton basically gives the short version of his own David Copperfield, from his days growing up in the south side of Chicago, to his schooling, to making "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer". That's about twenty-three minutes, and is followed by almost twenty minutes of actors from both "Henry" and Haeckel delivering up their experiences working woth McNaughton in "Working with a Master: John McNaughton". There are three "On Set" interviews -- six minutes with Leela Savasta, almost ten with Derek Cecil, and slightly more than ten with Jon Polito (the best of the three, just to hear the man's delivery.) The "Script to Screen" feature is the largest of the set, coming in at over thirty-five minutes. It takes a handful of scenes and shows them in three segments: a voiceover on top of the graphic of the script for the scene, then the making-of view of that scene, followed by the finished product. Finally, there's the expected "Behind the Scenes" making-of featurette, which is about fourteen minutes of amateur camera footage on the sets as scenes are being shot and makeup is being applied.

DVD-ROM features round out the bonuses on this disc, by way of a PDF-formatted screenplay for "Haeckel's Tale" and a screensaver.

Audio is in English, Dolby Digital 5.1 or Dolby Surround 2.0.

Previews on this disc include Masters of Horror, "Room 6", "Demon Hunter", and "The Tooth Fairy"